CG: Enter System

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Current Handles:

capableChemist (Idle)
cumulusGazer (Active)

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> Start chatting to capableChemist

cumulusGazer (CG) began chatting to capableChemist (CC)!
capableChemist is currently idle.

CG: Yo.
CG: Uh, you still alive?
CG: Hell-ooooooo?

capableChemist is no longer idle!
capableChemist began chatting!

CC: Is this a joke?
CG: No!
CG: Nope, I’m a real person.
CC: I don’t believe you.
CC: Prove that you exist.
CG: My name’s Russell. I was an astronomer with "The Project", specialising in analysis of the twenty planets of this system.
CG: I know you’re on the planet closest to the “sun”.
CC: Considering that you do seem to be who you say you are, I believe I can help.
CC: Also, it's "land".
CG: Pardon?
CC: These are not planets, they are Lands.
CC: At least, that’s what my consorts tell me.
CG: Consorts..?
CG: What are those?
CC: Creatures resembling animals. Mine appear to be related to the Australian Thorny Devil.
CG: Bizarrejhdf
CG: Whoops, sorry.
CG: God, it’s cold.
CC: Which Land are you on?
CG: According to my instruments, LoFaB.
CC: And that stands for..?
CG: Land of Frost and Blood.
CC: Sounds cheery.
CG: If it makes you feel better, you’re on LoVaC. Land of Vibration and Clockwork.
CC: That’s... a very accurate summation.
CC: I’ve grown used to the vibration, luckily. It’s become rather soothing.
CG: I can imagine.
CG: What about the clockwork element?
CC: Hmmm.
CC: Hold on.

capableChemist became idle!

CG: Wait – come back!
CG: Damnit.

capableChemist is no longer idle!
capableChemist has sent a file to cumulusGazer!

CC: idrixy2a.jpg
CC: This is what it looks like.
CG: > Open file
CG: ...holy shit.
CG: That wouldn’t pass OH&S in a million years.
CC: I assure you, it isn’t nearly as dangerous as it looks.
CC: Everything runs perfectly to time.
CG: Of course it would, it’s in the name.
CG: God.
CG: How could I have been so blind?!
CC: I take it that one of your theories has been proven?
CG: Sort of
CG: Wait
CG: What the fuck
CG: What is that
CC: It’s probably a consort.
CG: This is not a fucking consort
CG: This is a monster
CG: Fuvck!

cumulusGazer became idle!

CC: CG!
CC: CG, are you okay?
CC: Russell!

cumulusGazer ceased chatting to capableChemist.

CC: Please be alright.
CC: Please.